The Gay Orientalist

The Thai royal barges are masterpieces of handcrafted engineering and woodcarving, as this photo proves. Alas, the royal barges are not for sale, so you can’t expect to get one for your own backyard swimming pool! Instead you might want to visit the charming city of Chiang Mai where there are plenty of artisanal shops that specialize in “made to look antique” one of a kind items that can be suitable for your gay Asian loft. One has to look long and carefully though, there is a lot of chaff.

From answers.com we get this explanation:

The koteka, horim, or penis sheath is a phallocrypt or phallocarp traditionally worn by native male inhabitants of some (mainly highland) ethnic groups in western New Guinea to cover their genitals.

Would it behoove the gay Asian esthete to have a koteka mounted on their walls? If you’re into S&M and rubber, it might be an idea to hang one in your play room, to be reminded of the origin of your brand new rubber penis sheath. Otherwise, I would not recommend it. Verdict: NOT