Your gay Asian boyfriend is a vessel of hotness, beauty and goodness, no doubt. But you can’t put incense in him like you can in these three antique bronze vessels. Found here but alas, already sold at auction a few years ago.
This cute figurine is a semi naked Asian youth wearing only a loincloth. He’s splitting open a watermelon, according to the description. To me it looks like he’s splitting a coconut, but what the heck. I think it would be suitable for the gay Asian living room. Available from Grays Antique Dealers
Every homo needs a mirror, so this antique Khmer piece of work from Asian master Piece should do:
Highly decorative and very large circular tray/mirror of well patinated bronze, Khmer empire, 12th c. Being 35 cm across and 1.8 cm thick, this is an impressive piece. The circular object was either used as an offering tray or as a mirror, smaller similar objects are classified as mirrors, while such a huge piece as this would prove too heavy, at least to function as a handheld mirror. Front-side is plain, while the back has circular designs. Comes with customs-made stand.
This certainly would make a perfect objet d’art and practical mirror for the gay Asian model’s vanity table. At 450 Euro it is not even too expensive. Verdict: GAY
Workers unite! This piece reminds me a bit of the Soviet style socialist realist tradition. Like yesterday’s item, it is from Asian Master Piece, and appropriately called Burmese Strongman. Kind of sexy, methinks, and it will be a graceful addition to the display cabinet of any out and proud gay Asian worker! Verdict: GAY
How absolutely delightful, this penile piece of bronze (source) from the middle of the 20th century. Unless you’re out and proud, it might be a bit over the top in your grey workaday office, but it would really make a perfect conversation piece for your gay Asian dinner parties. I love it! Verdict: GAY