The Gay Orientalist

This very macho man, what is he doing? Hammering the dicks of gay twinks? Who knows, but I like the social realist style. Or is that Soviet Realist style? Never mind. The man is handsome. I wants him.

This is something that your gay watersports and piss buddies can only dream of when they piddle on you. A fabulous and awesome wave of gigantic proportions.

I guess this t-shirt says it all. Not only that, but thai gay guys have the most beautiful sacs in the world. Smooth and round. Not the wrinkly and hairy affairs you find on white guys, for example.

Taking your gay Asian loverboy on a trip to Burma you’ll have a good chance of picking up some cheap and cheerful paintings and carvings. But I’ve never seen something like this here. Simply beautiful Myanmart.

This comes up when I search for a gay Asian oriental phallus. A nice carving? I have no idea what it is made of, but it would make a nice conversation piece for your dinner parties. Or a dildo. For those private moments.

All this mask needs is a hole to dump the gay piss in during your watersports party. But for the rest it is a true work of modern tribal art. In fact, it looks rather scary, like something out of a horror movie or an S&M flick.