The Gay Orientalist

Well, this garden gnome wants it up his little ass. Just the right thing for your gay Asian garden lover to give his patch of green that touch of kitsch and that touch of pink, all in one go. Available here.

You could go to Papua New Guinea and get yourself a penis gourd as decoration for your gay Asian living space. Nice idea, but a lot of work to get there and back.

The erotic artist Ting Hua Liu has made the perfect Christmas gift for your beloved gay Asian twink. A penis ring. Just the thing a Pattaya boy needs to complete his outfit. More about the artist can be found here on his website.

Personally I think this is a little too kitsch to even be camp. Just look at the oversized phallus. It’s not very gay Asian all in all. But if you want to decorate your dark brown mother-of-pearl furniture and Chinese porcelain this would probably help a lot. Available from Nude Art Sculptures for US$ 249.

The true queen absolutely needs at least one picture by George Quaintance in his boudoir. The musclemen are not quite to my lean and smooth gay Asian taste but as far as gay kitsch goes, it cannot be beat. Like this one, called Siesta.

Well, if you already have the Jesus watch and the Maria clock, then this will complete you collection. A painfully pink "bed doll" from Australia. I’m not sure if your gay Asian boy is supposed to bed the dolls or if you put them on the bed. Is she an anatomically correct katoey? Anyway, the thing available here. Just the gift for lonely queens.

If you have one of those chubby Filipino gay Asian drama queens as a significant other, than here is the perfect gift to make up after the thing had yet another hissy fit in public. A beautiful Virgin Mary table clock, sure to brighten the hovel of any Manilla homo. Buy it here for only $17.95.