The Gay Orientalist

If you’re looking for it is is really easy to find gay piss paintings. I have no clue what the fun is to have a piece of piss hanging on your wall. I prefer actualy doing it. But hey, to each his own.

Well, I am not sure, but the males in this painting are quite handsome with their shirts off and all that. Not sure if they beat handsome thai gay guys, but that’s hard to tell, as the whole thing is so stilted.

This is a very precious instrument of sexual stimulation for your gay Asian fuckbuddy. Look at all those little polyps that make it look like a squid’s tentacle. It will drive him wild when you work that past his tight sphincter while he munches on some dried squid.

Some gay Asian guys like to use perfume or eau de toilette. I prefer the natural smell of people but some of the bottles of these fragrances can be quite beautiful. Like this one.

Art for the office of Dr Twink, the famous practitioner of gay physicals and medical exams for homos from around the world. To get his nervous boy patients in a good mood his waiting room is tastefully furnished with art such as this.

Ok, here’s a variation on a theme you can try. Instead of just add water, just add piss. And enjoy the difference. Yes, we gay watersports lovers know how to get our kicks.

Looking for some macho Thai gay art on Google, this is what it returned to me. Looks like some version of hello kitty. What does that say about the land of smiles?

This very macho man, what is he doing? Hammering the dicks of gay twinks? Who knows, but I like the social realist style. Or is that Soviet Realist style? Never mind. The man is handsome. I wants him.

This is something that your gay watersports and piss buddies can only dream of when they piddle on you. A fabulous and awesome wave of gigantic proportions.

I guess this t-shirt says it all. Not only that, but thai gay guys have the most beautiful sacs in the world. Smooth and round. Not the wrinkly and hairy affairs you find on white guys, for example.